Protecting us from ourselves in all the wrong ways

I hate politics. Know that. I might say fuck a lot too, has nothing to do with a LACK OF VOCABULARY. Sometimes it is the perfect word and we all know it.

I live in Florida where we evidently expect nothing BUT bullshit from our politicians. We ignore them, they ignore us.

Well, look where we are now. Y’all should saw us off the continent already. We are fixing to fuck ourselves and the country in a huge way by re-electing DeSantis. Won’t be my fault, I’ve been bitching about him since those pandemic 4th grader doing a book report things on TV during lockdown. He was awful. Made me wonder if he was a Gator, they’re slow. So I googled. I saw Harvard and Yale y’all. That’s a rich kid frat boy who couldn’t have had THAT ACCENT up there. I lived there- trust me. Ya lose the southern QUICK unless ya want someone to think you are actually stupid. He thinks we are stupid, peasants. I didn’t sign up for a governor with his own private army, DID YOU? I don’t LIKE banning books I really dislike burning them. What’s next? Music?

I didn’t sign up for this.

I just figured I lived in America and since we went around spreading democracy even when nobody wants it I wouldn’t have to worry about Democracy. Not in Florida.

Our politicians are malignant useful idiots and I’m fucking sick of watching you people vote for REPUBLICANS.

Please tell me one good thing your Republican politician has done for you. Yeah, I’m waiting.

Look, here’s my point. Florida desperately needs leadership, we are about to have NONE while marching the country into nazi hell with the Entitled Ivy League Frat Boy as POTUS. Holy shit.

Y’all have no idea what we are going through down here. Just today DeSantis vindictively kept federal funding from school districts that instituted mask mandates. He actually outlawed them- causing people to act like they were possessed by demons in school board meetings where NOTHING exciting should ever happen, come on. I live in Duval, we got punished. The school board wanted to follow federal guidelines, not internet research done by triggered maniacs. Now they’re proposing a property tax increase to pay our teachers, some of the lowest paid in the state.

This is all so he can look like Personal Freedom Man to the rest of y’all while we die- some from drinking bleach I’m sure. Isn’t that something that gets ya kicked off social media? Promoting self harm. I am pretty sure our president told us to do that at some point. Needa kick him off the planet. One of those Space X missions into the sun.

I keep getting sidetracked because I’m worried about you people. You gotta pay fucking attention to this election. I HATE POLITICS FOR MAKING ME WRITE THIS.

Your decisions are affecting my life and I have resented your personal freedoms infringing on mine since this mask shit began. Think I’m not out to stop you? Ya think I’m the only one pissed off Trump on Tour is fucking allowed?

Other countries have got to be looking ar us funny. Russia thinks we are weak af. We can’t deal with our own insurrectionists, how we gonna say fuck about….nevermind.

I’m ending here now, gotta walk my dog. TBC

Did you hoard toilet paper? DID YA?